TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Scott Birthday: 24 March Birthplace: Southport - it's in Lancashire,UK, so it is actually a north port, It is just south of something further north. Current Location: London [north] Same street as Shaun of the Dead! Eye Color: Blue, like something very blue [with a central black circle, on a white background] Hair Color: Dark Blonde/Brown - like a little baby antelope, or brown shoes Height: 6ft2 if I levitate 2 inches, 6ft on carpet Right Handed or Left Handed: depends? right, but in a test i did, i did more things with left... Your Heritage: english, english, english, ... how far back are we going...? primate
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals with knee high socks Your Weakness: fashion, victim de la mode, see above
Your Fears: fashion police custard - but we would all put that!
Your Perfect Pizza: Something I haven't tried before. I tried making wholemeal ones...and worked out why that's BAD! ... something with rocket, or oregano, or basil, mozzarella (I'm a purist - no cheese combinations!) Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: tunnelling out of this asylum Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I have a phone... ;-) Thoughts First Waking Up: that was cool... why don't I remember dreams? Your Best Physical Feature: I did a brilliant drawing of glacial erosion at school Your Bedtime: whenever my mother tells me Your Most Missed Memory: i don't remember, its like "auld lang syne" see "When Harry Met Sally" Are we supposed to remember old friends we have forgotten... Pepsi or Coke: The Pepsi challenge!? ...Coke, what do I win? MacDonalds or Burger King: both are bad, but at least Burger King has bits in it I recognise as food. Single or Group Dates: never been on a group date.... is that where you go home with her friend? Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: real ice tea, nestea sounds nas-tea Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate ... deep questions here... no vanilla! Chocolate never tastes real. Is there no raspberry ripple? Cappuccino or Coffee: i always thought cappuccino was coffee... latte or mocha please, Medium (not tall grande, venti, giant etc) with a bit of cinammon Do you Smoke: see - "In the past month have you Smoked" Do you Swear: i promise Do you Sing: yes.. but i am 'vocally challenged' Do you Shower Daily: I would have to be a fool to answer a question like that... yes Have you Been in Love: yes but she developed distemper, and had to be put down.
Do you want to go to College: I can't belive i am doing a kids survey! I have been to uni twice
Do you want to get Married: I say no, but I don't believe in myself so it will probably be yes... Do you belive in yourself: What do YOU think? I will if you will. Do you get Motion Sickness: bizarre question, no Do you think you are Attractive: every time i visit Camden Town Are you a Health Freak: You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred so not yet, I intend to be when near death.
Do you get along with your Parents: they don't even get on with each other! Do you like Thunderstorms: yes... getting soaked to death really turns me on! Do you play an Instrument: erm.. piano, keyboard, recorder?.... I have a guitar... but then I have a camera-phone... it doesn't mean I know how to work it!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, and judging by the bad grammar, so has the survey writer In the past month have you Smoked: is this a trick? there is an earlier question asking if I smoke In the past month have you been on Drugs: Lemsip... max strength... the hard stuff! I could never do coke, I always sneeze at the most inopportune moment, and apparently it's very more-ish
In the past month have you gone on a Date: do you want me to cry? ...do you??? In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, Pall Mall In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: is this subtle advertising... no, there are better biscuits! In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but I do really like it In the past month have you been on Stage: in a word, no, In 4 words: No,I have not.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in London In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no.. I don't think this survey was written for me Ever been Drunk: what kind of question is that! I'm English, I had to be carried home drunk at 8! Ever been called a Tease: yes, but I have been called an idiot too. Ever been Beaten up: not since i was knee-high to a grasshopper... although I did end a debate the other week by hitting someone on the knuckle with my nose, needless to say she won't be bothering me again.... plus she couldn't run in heels. Ever Shoplifted: yes, thousands of cakes from my grandads shop, oh, and if you were wondering "who ate all the pies"... um :P How do you want to Die: I don't... Scientists wired up a mouse's brain so that it orgasmed every time it pressed a button. It pressed it about every 5 seconds, and died 24hrs later! HAPPY. This could be a good way to die. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an astronaut, or at least a cosmonaut What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, it looks crazy-cool! In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: as long as they are both the same, I don't mind Favourite Hair Color: I'm easy Short or Long Hair: don't mind Height: any you want Weight: a bit less than you are, lets face it, you have let yourself go... Best Clothing Style: skimpy - if you are attractive, otherwise some sort of tent Number of Drugs I have taken: none - I always put them back Number of CDs I own: i have no idea... between 3 & 269 Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: why are you still reading this? 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: filling in this survey is a new entrant on the list. I don't believe people who have no regrets...