Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Scott's Silly Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Scott
Birthday:24 March
Birthplace:Southport - it's in Lancashire,UK, so it is actually a north port, It is just south of something further north.
Current Location:London [north] Same street as Shaun of the Dead!
Eye Color:Blue, like something very blue [with a central black circle, on a white background]
Hair Color:Dark Blonde/Brown - like a little baby antelope, or brown shoes
Height:6ft2 if I levitate 2 inches, 6ft on carpet
Right Handed or Left Handed:depends? right, but in a test i did, i did more things with left...
Your Heritage:english, english, english, ... how far back are we going...?

primate

The Shoes You Wore Today:sandals with knee high socks
Your Weakness:fashion,

victim de la mode, see above

Your Fears:fashion police

custard - but we would all put that!

Your Perfect Pizza:Something I haven't tried before. I tried making wholemeal ones...and worked out why that's BAD! ... something with rocket, or oregano, or basil, mozzarella (I'm a purist - no cheese combinations!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:tunnelling out of this asylum
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I have a phone... ;-)
Thoughts First Waking Up:that was cool... why don't I remember dreams?
Your Best Physical Feature:I did a brilliant drawing of glacial erosion at school
Your Bedtime:whenever my mother tells me
Your Most Missed Memory:i don't remember, its like "auld lang syne" see "When Harry Met Sally" Are we supposed to remember old friends we have forgotten...
Pepsi or Coke:The Pepsi challenge!? ...Coke, what do I win?
MacDonalds or Burger King:both are bad, but at least Burger King has bits in it I recognise as food.
Single or Group Dates:never been on a group date.... is that where you go home with her friend?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:real ice tea, nestea sounds nas-tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate ... deep questions here... no vanilla! Chocolate never tastes real. Is there no raspberry ripple?
Cappuccino or Coffee:i always thought cappuccino was coffee... latte or mocha please, Medium (not tall grande, venti, giant etc) with a bit of cinammon
Do you Smoke:see - "In the past month have you Smoked"
Do you Swear:i promise
Do you Sing:yes.. but i am 'vocally challenged'
Do you Shower Daily:I would have to be a fool to answer a question like that... yes
Have you Been in Love:yes

but she developed distemper, and had to be put down.

Do you want to go to College:I can't belive i am doing a kids survey!

I have been to uni twice

Do you want to get Married:I say no, but I don't believe in myself so it will probably be yes...
Do you belive in yourself:What do YOU think? I will if you will.
Do you get Motion Sickness:bizarre question, no
Do you think you are Attractive:every time i visit Camden Town
Are you a Health Freak:You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred

so not yet, I intend to be when near death.

Do you get along with your Parents:they don't even get on with each other!
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes... getting soaked to death really turns me on!
Do you play an Instrument:erm.. piano, keyboard, recorder?....

I have a guitar... but then I have a camera-phone... it doesn't mean I know how to work it!

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes, and judging by the bad grammar, so has the survey writer
In the past month have you Smoked:is this a trick? there is an earlier question asking if I smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Lemsip... max strength... the hard stuff!

I could never do coke, I always sneeze at the most inopportune moment, and apparently it's very more-ish

In the past month have you gone on a Date:do you want me to cry? ...do you???
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes, Pall Mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:is this subtle advertising... no, there are better biscuits!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no, but I do really like it
In the past month have you been on Stage:in a word, no,

In 4 words: No,I have not.

In the past month have you been Dumped:Never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I live in London
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no.. I don't think this survey was written for me
Ever been Drunk:what kind of question is that! I'm English, I had to be carried home drunk at 8!
Ever been called a Tease:yes, but I have been called an idiot too.
Ever been Beaten up:not since i was knee-high to a grasshopper... although I did end a debate the other week by hitting someone on the knuckle with my nose, needless to say she won't be bothering me again.... plus she couldn't run in heels.
Ever Shoplifted:yes, thousands of cakes from my grandads shop, oh, and if you were wondering "who ate all the pies"... um :P
How do you want to Die:I don't... Scientists wired up a mouse's brain so that it orgasmed every time it pressed a button. It pressed it about every 5 seconds, and died 24hrs later! HAPPY. This could be a good way to die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:an astronaut, or at least a cosmonaut
What country would you most like to Visit:Japan, it looks crazy-cool!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they are both the same, I don't mind
Favourite Hair Color:I'm easy
Short or Long Hair:don't mind
Height:any you want
Weight:a bit less than you are, lets face it, you have let yourself go...
Best Clothing Style:skimpy - if you are attractive, otherwise some sort of tent
Number of Drugs I have taken:none - I always put them back
Number of CDs I own:i have no idea... between 3 & 269
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:why are you still reading this? 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:filling in this survey is a new entrant on the list.

I don't believe people who have no regrets...